We here at shitparader.com would like to thank all the little tasteless scenefucks who read our humble little blog. We’d also like to thank the shitty bands that continue to pollute the airwaves, concert venues, and most of all the minds of the scenefucks that love to hate us. With that being said, who would like a sticker. We’re going to be making a couple batches for the bitches. So, if you hate us let us know and we’ll send you a free sticker saying how much you hate us. If you love us, and believe me there’s a lot more that love us than hate us, let us know and we’ll send you a sticker that says how much you love to hate the shitty music of today.
Archive for October, 2009
Thank You
Posted in Uncategorized with tags bad music, BrokenCYDE, free stickers, Jeffree Star, millionaires, Talking Shit on October 17, 2009 by shitparaderJeffree Star Debuts at #122 on the Billboard Charts!!!!!!
Posted in Uncategorized with tags 122, Album, Beauty killer, Billboard, garbage, Jeffree, Jeffree Star, music, Pink, shitty, Star, tanked on October 1, 2009 by shitparaderWe here at Shitparader would like to take full responsibility for Jeffree’s embarrassing debut on the Billboard charts. Not only does his music and the album suck, America doesn’t give a fuck either. So whatever dumbfuck AR guy had the great idea to sign this idiot….. Go fuck yourself you unemployed idiot!!! Additionally, the 37 of you stupid prepubescent girls who bought this album, guess what??? You’ve been had!!!! Next time, either burn your money or give it to a homeless person…. Or better yet, send it to us so we can can get some merch! You’ll look a lot smarter. I’d say by next week this shit album is forgotten about and Jeffree Starts doing porn with Brandi C, cant wait! Congrats Shitparaders!!!!
