DJ AM died….. Sorry to say it folks, but who gives a shit! The dude was a crackhead, plus he contributed to one of the shittiest songs in history, “Butterfly” by Crazy Town. Talk about taking a shit on a strap-on. Anyhow, people die all over the world everyday and nobody gives a shit. DJ AM gets all emo and gets down on some crack and people make it seem like it’s some sort of American tragedy. The man had a second chance at life and he pissed it away. Sorry, but I can’t feel bad for him. Don’t get me wrong, I feel bad for his family and friends but other than that it’s just another crackhead celebrity off the streets. Crack is Wack, don’t do it kids or you’ll end up dead in bed, shirtless, with a bag of crack on your crotch. What a champion, lets pay tribute.
Jeffree Star and The Millionaires are shitting all over the site today.
First up, the fierce Jeffree Star
I really don’t know what to say about this….. gir… gu… whatever the fuck this shmanski is! Long pink hair, lots of make-up, tattoos mommy and daddy paid for, and of course, music that sucks ! Enjoy the video below to see how big of a bitch this little girl is. Wish the guy would have beat his ass. In other news, I would like to thank Kevin Lyman for putting this amazing talent on the Warped Tour. Just one of the many reasons I refused to buy a ticket for the third straight year.
Now let’s spend a quick minute on the The Millionaires, and I mean quick!
They have something in common with the above referenced Jeffree Star, they love dick! They also love partying! One thing they don’t love: making good music! According to their Myspace page they’re signed to Decaydance Records, owned by yet another dicklover, Pete Wentz. With song titles like “Just Got Paid Lets Get Laid,” “Take A Shot,” “I Like Money,” and “Alcohol,” who would even consider listening to this shit. I just watched a Youtube video which will be posted below. I’m shitting all over myself. These skanks make Jeffree Star look like a musical genius. At about the one minute mark in the clip they ummm sing, “lets just fuck,” which gets a pop out of a group of 12 year old girls, awesome. Their parents should be proud. The Millionaires have been on Warped Tour all summer. Once again, thank you Kevin Lyman. They are known to lip sync and their tracking CD has skipped on multiple occasions. To sum this load of diarrhea up, the Millionaires fucking suck. They are three unattractive drunk sluts who are making a living playing the shittiest music possible. They will most certainly be “Shitty Band of the Year” and “Cum Dumpster of Year” candidates.
