Old fuckers need to stop!
What happens when 80s shitty cock bands realize they are about to be 50. They get back together and tour again…..horribly. Lets take a minute and review what they’ve done to us lately;
Brett Michaels of Poison: Got his own shitty show on VH1(Very Haggard 1). In turn giving this evil cunt exposure and made her famous for being a slut….
Tommy Lee and Vince Neil of Motley Crue: Both these fuckers made sex tapes of them fucking their significant sluts…
Axel Rose: What hasn’t this guy done to us…Chinese Democracy, the 2 words that we all have heard from this douche over the last 10 YEARS. Then when it finally came out it fizzled like a cum fart from the above photo.
Thats just a little taste of what we have to put up with from these asshats. Lets just say that when you have a bedazzled mic and mic stand that looks like you stole it from Beyonce, you need to just take the money that you made and back the fuck off! No one needs to listen to you try to act 25 again!
Bedazzled mics and tight acid washed jeans are so 1989
Now, I beg…plead….ask politely, don’t give these assholes anymore money. Force them to stop making horrible music and supporting the promotion of new versions of Cock Rock Fucktards!
